ASTROWORLD IS NOT FIRE... ITS A FIRE BLAST ATTACK FROM A FULLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL

FYI:
I WILL ONLY DO THIS BLOG IN ALL CAPS IN HONOR OF THE UNMITIGATED ELUSTRIOUS HIGH ENERGY ALBUM WE RECEIVED ON THURSDAY AUGUST 3RD.


EVERY SINCE ASTROWORLD CAME OUT I HAD SO MUCH ENERGY AND BEEN ELATED WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE.

WE HEARD RUMORS ABOUT ASTROWORLD BEING IN PRODUCTION AND RECEIVED IT AFTER WE FELT LIKE AN ETERNITY.

BUTTERFLY EFFECT CAME OUT LIKE A YEAR AGO AND I DON'T EVEN CARE I STILL LISTEN TO IT EVERYDAY AND DRIVE MY SATURN ION LIKE I'M TRAVIS SCOTT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO.

HERE'S HOW I WOULD TRY TO EXPLAIN LISTENING TO TRAVIS SCOTT TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER LISTENED TO MUSIC BEFORE.

LISTENING TO TRAVIS SCOTT IS LIKE EATING THE 3 COURSE DINNER BUBBLE GUM FROM WILLY WONKA WHILE ALSO THROWING A HANDFUL OF POP ROCKS INTO YOUR MOUTH. HALF THE TIME YOU'RE TRYING TO DIGEST WHAT YOU'RE HEARING WITH RANDOM EXPLOSIONS BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE.



BELOW ARE MY FAVORITE SONGS AND HOW THEY MAKE ME FEEL/THOUGHTS

STARGAZING- CAN'T GET "ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING GOT MY STARGAZING" OUT OF MY MIND, OR TRYING TO IMITATE THE HIGH PITCHED SOUND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND

CAROUSEL- JUST LIKE THE SONG SUGGESTS, A WILD RIDE OF UPS AND DOWN. ONE MOMENT I'M READY TO GET CRUNK THEN I GOT FRANK OCEAN SINGING BEAUTY IN MY EAR.

SICKO MODE- DRAKE SPITS LIKE 4 BARS THEN THE BEAT CHANGES!! FIRST TIME I HEARD THIS I WASN'T LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND THOUGHT IT SKIPPED ON ACCIDENT. IF WE DON'T GET AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THIS I'LL BE SURPRISED.

NO BYSTANDERS-  FIRST HEARD THIS SONG WHILE ON A PLANE AND THE LINE "SPENT 10 HOURS ON THIS FLIGHT MAN" GOING CRAZY (MY FLIGHT WAS LIKE 1.5 HOURS.

NC-17- THIS SONG FITS 21 SAVAGE BETTER THEN A WORLD CLASS TAILORED SUIT ON JAMES BOND.

ASTROSTHUNDER- WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG I BRIEFLY CONTEMPLATED GETTING "SEEMS LIKE THE LIFE I NEED'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT" TATTOOED IN OLD ENGLISH ON MY BACK 

YOSEMITE- AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST BIG FANS A GREAT BAKED GOODS, NEVER HEARD BAGUETTE BEING USED IN ANY OTHER SENSE. WAS PREPARED TO GO TO THE BAKERY AILSE AND DROP $40 ON VARIOUS BREADS.

CAN'T SAY- DOUBLE FLAME EMOJIS

WHO? WHAT?- "AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT'S NO ST NICK WE GOT THE GRINCH". CAN WE GET A GRINCH REMAKE WHERE IT'S TRAVIS SCOTT AND IT'S 90 MINUTES OF HIM TURNING UP IN A SLEIGH WITH 10 MINUTES OF PLOT BUT NO ONE CARES.

BUTTERFLY EFFECT- TRUE STORY, THIS SONG CAME ON DURING MY CROSSFIT CLASS (I REQUESTED IT, DON'T ACT SURPRISED) WHILE IT WAS ON I'M PRETTY SURE I LOOKED LIKE MAT FRASER FOR 3:11.


TO ANYONE SAYING "MATT, YOU PICKED LIKE THE WHOLE ALBUM AS YOUR FAVORITE SONGS"

1. I DO'NT GO ON YOUR BLOG AND TELL YOU HOW TO WRITE IT

2. NO RULES IN ASTROWORLD


I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEAS IF ANYONE READS (I'M WRITING THIS BLOG REGARDLESS) THIS BUT IF YOU ARE, LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. IT COULD BE A 5000 WORD THINK PIECE OR A SINGLE EMOJI.






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