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ASTROWORLD IS NOT FIRE... ITS A FIRE BLAST ATTACK FROM A FULLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL

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FYI: I WILL ONLY DO THIS BLOG IN ALL CAPS IN HONOR OF THE UNMITIGATED ELUSTRIOUS HIGH ENERGY ALBUM WE RECEIVED ON THURSDAY AUGUST 3RD. EVERY SINCE ASTROWORLD CAME OUT I HAD SO MUCH ENERGY AND BEEN ELATED WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. WE HEARD RUMORS ABOUT ASTROWORLD BEING IN PRODUCTION AND RECEIVED IT AFTER WE FELT LIKE AN ETERNITY. BUTTERFLY EFFECT CAME OUT LIKE A YEAR AGO AND I DON'T EVEN CARE I STILL LISTEN TO IT EVERYDAY AND DRIVE MY SATURN ION LIKE I'M TRAVIS SCOTT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO. HERE'S HOW I WOULD TRY TO EXPLAIN LISTENING TO TRAVIS SCOTT TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER LISTENED TO MUSIC BEFORE. LISTENING TO TRAVIS SCOTT IS LIKE EATING THE 3 COURSE DINNER BUBBLE GUM FROM WILLY WONKA WHILE ALSO THROWING A HANDFUL OF POP ROCKS INTO YOUR MOUTH. HALF THE TIME YOU'RE TRYING TO DIGEST WHAT YOU'RE HEARING WITH RANDOM EXPLOSIONS BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE. BELOW ARE MY FAVORITE SONGS AND HOW THEY MAKE ME FEEL/THO